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I’ve gone to hell; The Wes side story song; Ten Thousand bucks a piece; Does anybody even notice

מאת: איתן גשם

פורסם: 24-09-2003
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I’ve gone to Hell / Lilah & Wes
ע"פ השיר "I'll never tell"


?This is the man that I turned to the dark side, isn’t he hot
I made my name working my ass for years at Wolfram & Hart
But I’m out of the biz
,So, we can work things out with ease
...The only trouble is
!I’ve gone to hell


She is a slut, but she has a nice butt and beautiful breasts
I miss the nights when we had sex and fights

!You are the best
She didn’t have to go, the sex was great, she’s such a pro
!There’s just one thing that... No
!She’s gone to hell

!And this hurts me like hell


He bores

She’s evil

His wardrobe is medieval

She once dressed up like Fred, and I love that disguise

I touch, he squeezes

She really knows what pleases

!He surely doesn’t have a problem with the size

The vibe gets kinda kinky

When the cuffs go clicky-clicky

!Plus the blindfold... Hey, stop peeking

And the whip starts with the licking

!He really likes how I yell

!It’s too bad, I’ve/She’s gone to hell


When things get rough, he
He’s not so very fluffy
He never gets enough, he
Thinks that I am a ho


She drinks
She’s bitchy
Yet sometimes she gets kitschy
...She never

!His penis is itchy

!These are privates, hello

...She

!Look at me, I’m stripping crazy





You know, you are a sex toy

My english bad boy

You’re so sexy, Shake that booty
You are such a thing of beauty
...And that Fred is such a cut

!You’re the best


He’s good

She’s better

But now it doesn’t matter

That’s why I’ll never tell her that I miss our fun

That Fred, I hate her, I think Wes wants to take her
I know that’ll come the day she’ll break it up with Gunn

I lie

She's just so sleazy

I died, but I’m currently in hell

?Is she boinking Satan's little spawn

"Well, I’m sure that Wes can “hold his own
smiling with mockery
Wes
Will my sex-life get frustrating, maybe I’ll go back to dating

?Will I get so bored from demons
That I’ll sleep with Richard Simmons

She is sexy

He is British

And we both have the same fetish

We can really do bad things and do it quite well
!It’s too bad I’ve/she’s gone to hell
I hate that I’ve/she’s gone to hell


My lips have healed

I miss the whip

No sex for me, I’m all alone

!I’ve/she’s gone to... hell






The Wes side story song / Fred
ע"פ השיר "Parking"

I’ve been craving for the bad bad Wes
Come on, won’t you write some good romance
I’m asking you, please Joss
I want to have a hot affair
!With Wes - no less - let’s see you dare
I think we’ll make a special pair
?Why can’t you do it Joss
I really hope you’ll show you care
And let me do the ex-watcher
(...Cause he's not wearing underwear')





Ten Thousand bucks a piece / Spike
ע"פ השיר "Rest in peace"

I’ve died, back on the other show
But now it kinda seems like it isn’t so
...Why they brought me back to life, I think I finally know... mmmmm
They’re scared of what the fans might feel
And I know I’m the one they love, so I want half a mill
Bring it with some unmarked bills - I think we got a deal
That’s great, but they will have to pay
"Cause I just might be offered to play in the new “Fray'
And since this show may be gone soon
I want it right away
!Ten thousand bucks a piece

Ten thousand bucks a piece
Cause I attract the chicks'
I’ll show my Pecks, my Abs, my booty too - maybe even tits
You must pay my money now or I’ll demand a quick release
Ten thousand bucks a piece

This show, it needs a pretty face
And I just kinda hate the thought that you’ll pick someone else
But since you won’t, I’m telling you: Start paying in advance
!Ten thousand bucks a piece

I know, it’s now my show
With a lot of scenes involving sex
Lots of muscles too and some violence
Plus an episode where I sing and dance
And if the price is right - My naked ass
?May I remind that I take checks
...So give me now

Ten thousand bucks a piece
Cause I attract the chicks'
I’ll show my Pecs, my Abs, my booty too - maybe even tits
You must pay my money now or I’ll demand a quick release
Ten thousand bucks a piece
I want my Ten thousand bucks a piece







Does anybody even notice? / Dennis the friendly ghost
ע"פ "Dawn's lament"

?Does anybody even notice
???Does anybody even care



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